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“We shall export makende ya fisi” – Wajackoyah says Kenya will be exporting Hyena testicles

Professor George Luchiri Wajackoyah has become something of a social media sensation after announcing that if elected the fifth president of the Republic of Kenya, he would legalize the use of marijuana.

That is not enough, Wajackoyah has now promised that Kenya will start exporting Hyena testicles to complement bhang and snake farming alongside dog-meat to boost Kenya’s ailing economy.

According to him, a single hyena testicle can fetch up to KSh 6 million.

“1,000 male hyenas have 2,000 testicles. I hear the testicles are medicine to the Chinese. The testicles can fetch more money than even Ganja (bhang). One testicle is almost KSh6 million. So, we shall export hyena testicles, dog meat, and hyenas,” he noted.

Here’s the video:

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