If you thought Kenyan politics couldn’t get any more dramatic, Homa Bay MP George Kaluma just proved you wrong.
The outspoken legislator has set social media on fire with his bold (or bizarre, depending on who you ask) declaration that Kenyans should abandon the practice of circumcision. Yes, you read that right—according to Kaluma, it’s time to let the foreskins flourish!
Kaluma vs. The Blade: A Controversial Take
For many communities in Kenya, circumcision is more than just a medical procedure—it’s a deeply rooted cultural tradition and a rite of passage that marks the transition from boyhood to manhood.
In some societies, young boys face the ultimate test of bravery as they undergo the procedure without flinching, while in others, infants as young as nine days old are introduced to the blade before they can even say “mama.”
But Kaluma isn’t having any of it. The MP flat-out dismissed circumcision, branding it as nothing more than male genital mutilation. And in true political fashion, he threw in an argument that left Kenyans scratching their heads.
The Abraham & Donkey Theory
“Even donkeys don’t practice circumcision! No animals do, except for a small group of humans who have been misled into believing they are descendants of Abraham—a man who lived in a desert without access to water!” Kaluma declared.
Pause. Take a moment to digest that.
Yes, the honorable MP just invoked donkeys and biblical ancestry in the same sentence to argue against circumcision. Now, while it’s true that donkeys don’t visit clinics for surgical procedures, many were left wondering how Abraham, foreskins, and water scarcity all tied together in one political hot take.
Kenyans react
Unsurprisingly, Kenyans did what they do best—turning controversy into comedy. Within minutes, Twitter (X) was flooded with reactions ranging from shock and confusion to outright laughter.
“Did Kaluma just compare us to donkeys? Sir, we are not ready for this conversation!” – @KOT_Savage
“If Abraham had plenty of water, does that mean we wouldn’t be here debating foreskins?” – @NairobiWitty
“Some things should remain unspoken, but clearly, Kaluma didn’t get that memo!” – @CircuMission
Others, however, took his words a little more seriously. Some agreed that circumcision is an outdated tradition, while cultural purists were ready to defend the practice at all costs.
The Big Question: Will Kaluma’s Words Have Any Impact?
Kenyan traditions are not easily shaken, and circumcision remains a deeply ingrained practice in many communities. While Kaluma’s comments have certainly ignited debate, it’s unlikely that his anti-circumcision campaign will gain much traction—especially given the historical, cultural, and even medical arguments in favor of the procedure.
But one thing’s for sure: Kenya’s political arena just got a whole lot more entertaining, and George Kaluma has once again proven that when it comes to controversial takes, he holds nothing back.
Now, over to you—does Kaluma have a point, or is he just cutting too deep? 🔥😆
