Kenya’s queen of comic chaos, Dem wa Facebook (real name Millicent Ayuwa), has decided to set the record straight on who really runs the handsome game in Kenya.
This comes after a viral social media poll boldly declared Kenyan men as Africa’s most handsome (beating the likes of Nigeria by a beard hair), but the pics that came with it? A hot mess, according to Dem.
Taking matters into her own very expressive hands, the popular YouTuber and comedian dropped a sizzling-hot and hilariously biased list of the Top 10 Most Handsome Men in Kenya — straight from her heart, and maybe slightly from her DMs.
Let’s break it down, shall we?
1. Allan Chesang – “The Blueprint of Handsomeness”
No surprises here. Dem’s number one is none other than Trans Nzoia Senator Allan Chesang – the man who, according to her, was crafted on a Sunday afternoon when God was feeling extra artistic.
Dem and Chesang have actually been spotted together on what fans have called “suspiciously romantic outings,” so this might just be a love letter cleverly disguised as a ranking.
2. Bolo Bespoke – Fashionably Fine
Next up is Bolo Bespoke, the fashion designer whose style is as sharp as his jawline. Dem gave him props not only for his looks but also for making Kenyan men look expensive – even those who still borrow hoodies from their girlfriends.
3. Alinur Mohamed – The Nairobi Sweetheart
Third on the list is aspiring politician Alinur Mohamed, aka “Mr. Somali Bae” as dubbed by online aunties.
Dem admitted that Alinur has that ‘presidential smile’ that makes you want to vote… for anything he says.
4. ??? – System Glitched
Here’s where it gets very Dem. She literally forgot who her fourth pick was mid-video. “Ni kama devil alikuwa ananituma niseme Mulamwah, lakini nimeshinda hiyo temptation,” she confessed with a straight face. The shade? Premium!
5. Kennedy Rapudo – The Fine Husband
In fifth place came Kennedy Rapudo, husband to socialite Amber Ray. Dem admired his ‘well-built energy’ and the way he handles drama with sunglasses on — true alpha behavior.
6. Khalif Kairo – Mr. Controversy Looks Good
Car dealer and frequent headline-maker Khalif Kairo drove right into sixth place. Dem said Kairo is “handsome with chaos,” and apparently, that’s her type. Red flags? Aesthetic.
7. Khaligraph Jones – The OG with the Vibes
Number seven goes to Papa Jones himself. According to Dem, Khaligraph’s deep voice alone can make you forgive all his gym selfies. “Huyo mtu anakuwaga na sauti ya Subwoofer ya Heaven,” she joked.
